My Drama Queen
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My Drama Queen | |
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Written by Will Berson Air Date - April 10, 2003 on  DVD • iTunes • Syndication | |
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- “If any of you still feel the need to flap your babble holes, you will be joining me in my new daily seminar on doctor-patient relations. My first invitee will be Dr. Murphy, whom I recently overheard telling someone, "Stop bleeding, stop bleeding, oh, God, please stop bleeding.”— Dr. Kelso
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[edit] Synopsis
While Carla and Turk are preparing for their wedding, Carla realizes she may not be able to have the big, expensive wedding she had always dreamed of and instead have to settle for a smaller, cheaper wedding because of their budget. To make matters worse for Carla, she discovers her mother has died. After the funeral rehearsal, as Carla is feeling in quite a state, she tells Turk she doesn't want to wait and instead wants to get married as soon as possible. The only place can find is a cold and empty chapel - the hospital chapel. The only people in the chapel are J.D. who is wearing a pair of old scrubs cut up into shorts, Elliot who is wearing a pair of blood-splattered scrubs and Dr. Cox who is busy with paperwork. Not only that, but the Chaplin even forgets Carla's name. Just before the wedding starts, Turk thinks about what Carla really wants and in the end cancels the wedding and decides to postpone the wedding until they make it perfect for Carla.
Meanwhile, J.D. is having troubles with the fact that Elliot has pointed out to him that is relationship with Jamie has lost it's spark, and the two realize that she was only with J.D. because it was the naughty thing to do as her husband was in a coma, but now it is okay it has lost it's dramatic spark. For the next few times he meets her, he does something dramatic which makes her want to continue with the relationship, before pointing out to her that she only likes dramatic relationships and they both agree to stay together in a quiet, dramatic-free relationship. And while all this is happening, Dr. Kelso tries to prevent more lawsuits by forcing Dr. Cox to run a seminar on how to prevent lawsuits from happening.
[edit] Plot Points
- Carla tries to rush their wedding and have a more budgeted wedding after her mother dies, but Turk isn't sure it's what she really wants.
- J.D. realizes his relationship with Jamie is losing it's spark because there is less drama in it.
- Dr. Kelso forces Dr. Cox to take a seminar on how to prevent lawsuits.
[edit] Recurring Themes
[edit] Fantasies
- Fred Berry teaches Elliot and Jamie the "rerun dance".
- Fred Berry teaches everyone who would have been at Turk's bachelor party the "rerun dance".
[edit] Janitor story
Janitor makes shorts for J.D. by cutting most of the legs off a pair of scrubs, and makes a "shorts schedule" when both J.D. and Janitor must wear shorts together. J.D. throws them away but says that they were stolen from his locker, so he doesn't hurt Janitor's feelings. But when Janitor finds them in the rubbish, he forces J.D. to wear the dirty, muddy, smelly shorts for the rest of the day.
[edit] J.D.'s Girls Name
- “Boy, I'll tell you what, it's just not a wedding without a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader, is it?”— Dr. Cox
- Shannon
- “Oh, gosh, Shannon, thank you so much for clarifying my point by repeating it word for word.”— Dr. Cox
[edit] Guest Stars
- Amy Smart as Jamie Moyer
- Robert Noble as Chaplain
- Gabriel Pimentel as Mike
- Fred Berry as Himself
- Larry Udy as Mr. Weisfeiner
- Gillian Vigman as Female patient
[edit] Music
- "Sleep" by Keren DeBerg
- "Sex Machine" by James Brown
- "Don't You (Forget About Me)" by Simple Minds
[edit] Quotes
- “You know, doctor, I'm getting a little tired of the sexual innuendo.”— Patient
- “In your end-o.”— Todd
- “In your end-o.”— Todd
- “Shorts, huh?”— J.D.
- “Yeah. What, I don't get to wear shorts, 'cause I'm just a lowly janitor?”— Janitor
- “Yeah. What, I don't get to wear shorts, 'cause I'm just a lowly janitor?”— Janitor
- “I didn't say lowly.”
- “Oh, so now I'm a janitor?”
- “Oh, so now I'm a janitor?”
- “Yes! Have you been drinking?”
- “If any of you still feel the need to flap your babble holes, you will be joining me in my new daily seminar on doctor-patient relations. My first invitee will be Dr. Murphy, whom I recently overheard telling someone, "Stop bleeding, stop bleeding, oh, God, please stop bleeding.”— Dr. Kelso
- “Looks like rope-burn to me.”— Elliot
- “Oh, no, this a-a rash from my new watch. They didn't tell me the band was made out of... cat.”— J.D.
- “Oh, no, this a-a rash from my new watch. They didn't tell me the band was made out of... cat.”— J.D.
- “This is exactly like the dress I bought! Huh!”— Elliot
- “Hm?”— J.D.
- “Hm?”— J.D.
- “Oh, I-I didn't already buy a wedding dress. I mean, I'm not even dating anybody, so that would be crazy... Whether it was half-off or not...”
- “What was your mother's funeral like?”— Carla
- “Wouldn't know - skipped it. But my aunt told my father it was very moving.”— Dr. Cox
- “Wouldn't know - skipped it. But my aunt told my father it was very moving.”— Dr. Cox
- “Nine pounds in a week? Let me ask you a quick question: are you trying to make my head explode? Because you have no idea just how frustrating it is working your ass off trying to inflate a tiny little balloon inside somebody's clogged artery when all that person has to do, really is - oh, I don't know - go for a walk in the morning or choke down a fresh green salad. And you come back here looking like that? And, I know here, I know I'm supposed to be Dr. Give-A-Crap, but you wanna hear the God's honest truth? And this is a fact: you are what you eat. And you clearly went out and devoured a big fat guy, didn't ya?”— Dr. Cox
[After having a fantasy about Elliot and Jamie doing the rerun dance.]
- “What are you two talking about?”— J.D.
- “Not the Rerun Dance.”— Elliot
- “Not the Rerun Dance.”— Elliot
- “I tell her way too much.”— J.D.'s narration
[edit] Trivia
- The Janitor says he has a wife (he is a pathological liar, and later episodes show this not to be true. He does not wear a wedding ring).
- Ted reveals that he's sterile.
- The wedding dress that Carla tries on and seems to want is not the dress that she got married in.
[edit] Images
 Jamie prepares to get with J.D. |
 Janitor makes J.D. wear shorts |
 Elliot and Jamie do the Rerun dance |
 Turk's bachelor party involves the Rerun dance |
