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My Cuz

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My Cuz

Directed by Linda Mendoza
Written by Kevin Biegel
Air Date - April 22, 2009 on ABC
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Season Eight Episodes :
  1. My Jerks
  2. My Last Words
  3. My Saving Grace
  4. My Happy Place
  5. My ABC's
  6. My Cookie Pants
  7. My New Role
  8. My Lawyer's in Love
  9. My Absence
  10. My Comedy Show
  11. My Nah Nah Nah
  12. Their Story II
  13. My Full Moon
  14. My Soul on Fire, Part 1
  15. My Soul on Fire, Part 2
  16. My Cuz
  17. My Chief Concern
  18. My Finale
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Sean, you and I have had sex with the same women. Therefore, we are wiener cousins.J.D.

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[edit] Synopsis

J.D. drives to Kim's apartment to drop off Sammy. A jealous Elliot tags along to make sure Kim does not touch him. When she does, which J.D. usually instigates, Elliot has car-sex on the way home. At Kim's apartment, she reveals that she is now dating a guy Elliot introduced - Sean Kelly. The next day, Elliot comments on how awkward the couples are around each other, so she has invited Sean and Kim to the hospital to work out their problems. Kim and Elliot easily get past their issues, but it takes some convincing for J.D. and Sean to come to terms. J.D. eventually suggests they should be friendly because they are "wiener cousins" for having slept with the same women. When he hands off a crying Sam to Sean, the baby stops crying. J.D. gets upset and tries to find out why Sam cries for J.D. but not Sean. After figuring out it was his cologne, J.D. watches home movies of Sam and Kim. He decides he wants to move closer to Kim so he can spend more time with Sammy.

Dr. Kelso is admitted to Sacred Heart as a patient when he finds out that the muffins he has eaten have given him the stomach flu. He is also concerned about a starfish he may have eaten in the Bahamas when he was drunk and dared to eat it by Janitor. He refuses to allow Howie to treat him, and always comes up with excuses for Sunny to leave the room. He self-administers treatment and in the end is caught by Dr. Cox and Carla. Cox tells him that he left the game so he can't practice anymore, but he can still give advice. Kelso then advises Cox on who to give the Chief of Surgery position to.

Meanwhile, Dr. Cox is having problems filling the role of Chief of Surgery. He jokes that a chimp would be better than any "scalpel jockey" at Sacred Heart. Turk mentions to Carla that he is qualified, and she convinces him to go for it. He harasses Dr. Cox and a large majority of the hospital staff, including Todd and Janitor tell Cox to give the job to Turk. Because Dr. Cox thinks Turk is too childish, he refuses to concede. Turk enlists Carla's help and she tells him to not make it personal. Dr. Cox later congratulates Turk on his new promotion to Chief of Surgery.

[edit] Plot Points

  • Turk applies for and gets the Chief of Surgery position.
  • Kelso contracts a strain of the flu and while treating himself realizes that he misses being a doctor
  • J.D. realizes that he's just a part time father and thinks about moving closer to Sam and Kim.

[edit] Recurring Themes

[edit] Janitor story

The Janitor wants Turk to become Chief of Surgery so he can make him a special "Chief Hat". He originally planned to make it like an old scuba helmet but ended making a flamboyant "slightly pimpish" top hat. When Turk refuses to take it off because he likes it, Janitor gets upset and asks for it back.  Janitor manages to get Kelso to put in a good word for Turk, and he is forced to give in due to "the bond that can't be broken," meaning that Janitor and Kelso are also "weiner cousins."

[edit] Flashbacks

  • J.D. and Elliot have car-sex and a biker takes a picture.
  • Dr. Kelso being banished from the Bahamas.

[edit] Episode Running Gags

  • All sets of "wiener cousins" signify their bond by hooking fingers.
    • J.D. and Sean (Sean refuses to reciprocate)
    • Snoop Dogg Attending & Dr. Beardface
    • Turk and a random orderly
    • Janitor and Dr. Kelso

[edit] Guest Stars

[edit] Music

  • "Goodnight Song" by Tammany Hall NYC

[edit] Quotes

Look at you. There is no way around it. You are a beautiful man.J.D.


What can I say? He's my wiener 'cuz.J.D.
Kim and I are Bajingo sisters.Elliot
"You've always wanted one of those!"


Mr. Peep tries on hatsElliot
Love that oneKim


How are you doing this?! Are you a sorcerer?!J.D.


The bond that can't be broken.Janitor

[edit] Trivia

  • J.D.'s obsession with unicorns is mentioned when Kim comments that he writes a lot of unicorn stories for Sammy.
  • Sean can be seen drinking a can of "Diet Coke" in this episode, in an episode in season 3 he tells J.D. he only drinks diet.
  • When Kim and Elliot, are comparing J.D. and Sean's skills in bed, Kim state's that J.D. Is better at sex, but Sean is better at foreplay. Elliot disagree's saying J.D. is great at foreplay, he just takes the play part too literally.
  • J.D. says "Nobody cares Sean" in the same inflection he does to Danni in Season 3
  • Elliot and Kim are "Bajingo Sisters" but Elliot does not know the finger hooking sign of wiener cousins when she sees Turk and an orderly doing it.

[edit] Wiener Cousins

[edit] Images