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J.D. is called many girl names, mostly by Dr. Cox. Occasionally others join in the fun and call him a girl's name too. Dr. Cox once offered to never call J.D. a girl's name again, but J.D. declined. (My Point of No Return)
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| Abby | Dr. Cox | My Tormented Mentor | 1
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| Agnes | Dr. Cox | My Bad | 1
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| Amber | Dr. Cox | My Lucky Night | 1
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| Angie | Dr. Cox | My Case Study, My Intern's Eyes | 2
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| Ava | Dr. Cox | His Story III | 1
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| Babs | Dr. Cox | My New Coat | 1
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| Belinda | Dr. Cox | My Sacrificial Clam | 1
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| Beth | Dr. Cox | My Jerks | 1
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| Betsy | Dr. Cox | His Story | 1
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| Betty | Dr. Cox, Elliot | My Dream Job,* My Tuscaloosa Heart, My Boss's Free Haircut | 4
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| Beyoncé | Dr. Cox | My Catalyst | 1
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| Britney | Dr. Cox | My Lucky Day, My Catalyst | 2
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| Carol | Dr. Cox, Dr. Cox via Carla, Carla, Eric McNair | My Nightingale (2x), My Lucky Day, My Butterfly,His Story III | 5
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| Charlotte | Dr. Cox | My Last Day | 1
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| Clara | Dr. Cox | My Occurrence | 1
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| Clarabelle | Dr. Cox | My Balancing Act | 1
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| Claudia | Dr. Cox | My Unicorn | 1
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| Daphne | Dr. Cox | My Rite of Passage | 1
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| Debbie | Dr. Cox | My Butterfly | 1
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| Denise | Dr. Cox | My Monster, My Lucky Night | 2
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| Diane | Dr. Cox | My Soul on Fire, Part 1 | 1
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| Ellen | Dr. Cox | My Karma | 1
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| Farrah | Dr. Cox | My Overkill | 1
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| Felicia | Dr. Cox | My Overkill | 1
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| Fiona | Dr. Cox | My New Coat | 1
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| Friday | Dr. Cox | My Case Study | 1
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| Gidget | Dr. Cox | My Blind Date | 1
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| Ginger | Dr. Cox | My Nickname , My Blind Date | 2
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| Gladys | Dr. Cox, J.D. | My Occurrence, My Road To Nowhere | 2
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| Gloria | Dr. Cox | My Heavy Meddle, Her Story | 2
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| Grace | Dr. Cox | My Drug Buddy | 2
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| Heather | Dr. Cox | My Unicorn | 1
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| Janet | Dr. Cox | My Nickname | 1
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| Janice | Dr. Cox, Jack | My Occurrence, My Lucky Night, My Lawyer's in Love | 3
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| Judy | Dr. Cox | My Own Personal Jesus | 1
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| Dame Judy Dorian | Dr. Cox | My Own Worst Enemy** | 2
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| Katy | Dr. Cox | His Story | 1
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| Kimmy | Dr. Cox | My Hero | 1
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| Lillian | Dr. Cox | My Balancing Act | 1
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| Lindsay | Dr. Cox | My Intern's Eyes | 1
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| Loretta | Dr. Cox | My Life In Four Cameras | 1
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| Maggie | Dr. Cox | My Own Private Practice Guy | 1
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| Margaret | Dr. Cox | My Two Dads | 1
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| Mariska | Dr. Cox | My Old Friend's New Friend | 1
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| Marjorie | Dr. Cox | My Own Personal Jesus | 1
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| Marsha | Dr. Cox | My Heavy Meddle, My Own Private Practice Guy | 2
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| Martha | Dr. Cox | My First Step | 1
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| Mary-Beth | Patti | My Musical | 1
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| Melinda | Dr. Cox via Lonnie | His Story II | 1
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| Molly | Dr. Cox | My Lucky Night | 1
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| Monica | Dr. Cox | My Own Private Practice Guy | 1
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| Nancy | Dr. Cox, Jordan | My Own Private Practice Guy, My Ocardial Infarction, My Point of No Return | 3
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| Oprah | Dr. Cox | My Overkill | 1
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| Paula | Dr. Cox | My Lunch | 1
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| Phyllis | Dr. Cox | My Best Moment | 1
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| Pink | Dr. Cox | My Catalyst | 1
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| Rachel | Dr. Cox | My Cold Shower | 1
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| Reba | Dr. Cox | My Old Man | 1
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| Rhoda | Dr. Cox | My Nightingale | 1
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| Rhonda | Dr. Cox | My Hero | 1
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| Roseanne | Dr. Cox | My Philosophy | 1
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| Sabrina | Dr. Cox | My Fruit Cups | 1
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| Sally | Dr. Cox, Jordan | My Own Personal Jesus, My Tormented Mentor | 2
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| Sandy | Dr. Cox | My Nightingale | 1
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| Scarlett | Dr. Cox | My Office | 1
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| Shakira | Dr. Cox | My Lucky Day | 1
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| Shannon | Dr. Cox | My Drama Queen | 1
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| Shirley | Dr. Cox | My Student | 1
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| Stephanie | Dr. Cox | My Interpretation** | 1
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| Susan | Dr. Cox | My Mentor | 1
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| Sylvia | Dr. Cox | My Long Goodbye | 1
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| Tammy | Dr. Cox | My Fifteen Seconds, Their Story II | 2
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| Tiffany | Dr. Cox | My Lucky Night | 1
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| Tina | Dr. Cox | My Point of No Return | 1
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| Tinkerbell | Dr. Cox | My Tuscaloosa Heart | 1
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| Val | Dr. Cox | My Screw Up | 1
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| Violet | Dr. Cox | My Advice To You | 1
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| Wilma | Dr. Cox | My Dream Job* | 1
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| Zsa Zsa | J.D. | My Own American Girl** | 1
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* The girls names in these episodes may have been referring to another character. They are usually used as pairs, such as when Dr. Cox calls J.D. and Turk "Laverne and Shirley".
** This name was given to J.D. during one of J.D.'s fantasies, not in actuality.
[edit] References to J.D. as a Female
This section will list all references to J.D. being female, though not actually called by a girl's name.
- “For starters, you should probably go ahead and thank your lucky stars that you finally found a gal that's into same sex relationships”— Dr. Cox (My Monster)
- “Newbie, I know that your ovaries are absolutely tingling at the very sight of this little fellow, but you've got to snap out of it.”— Dr. Cox (My Interpretation)
- “Sometimes in medicine you just have to chalk it up to one of life's great mysteries like crop circles or this gal's adam's apple.”— Dr. Cox
- “I'm a girl--that's original.”— J.D. (My Fifteen Seconds)
- “I know, I know - a girl can dream, but this is never going to happen.”— Dr. Cox (My Philosophy)
- “Sorry girls. Dropped my computer.”— Dr. Cox (My Kingdom)
- “Good boy. And you, my little precious, should give some thought to purchasing some non-bunching panties. They give you the extra support you love so much, while protecting against those offensive lines underneath your scrubs.”— Dr. Cox
- “Mm, I get it, I'm a girl.”— J.D. (My Heavy Meddle)
- “When you were a kid you must have cut your hand on your doll house”— Dr. Cox (My First Step)
- “Appletini please. Easy on the 'tini.”— J.D.
- “No problem lady.”— Bartender (My Kingdom)
- “Would you do me a favor and apologize to her while you're gettng me some coffee? And please be quick, otherwise I'm just gonna have the manager send over a different waitress. Go!”— Dr. Cox (My Nightingale)
- “Well then, it's your obligation as a doctor, and your privelege as a woman, to go back and ask him if you can't see it one more time.”— Dr. Cox (My Interpretation)
- “I think we have to focus on the medical miracle that is one woman impregnating another. Sahdasy!”— Dr. Cox
