Jared was a 14 year old patient at Sacred Heart Hospital.



Jared gets his wish.

Jared was at Sacred Heart for the flu, and his white blood cells were dangerously low. His parents arranged to have The Rock visit him, but he would rather see boobs on a cute girl. J.D. convinces Elliot to show him her boobs, and later Jared's white blood cell count raises. Elliot then believes she has magic breasts and uses them to heal another patient.

Personality Profile


  • Boobs
  • Elliot
  • Elliot's Boobs


  • The Rock


Dr. BaileyDave BensonMr. BidwellMrs. BlittFrank BoberMr. BurskiCarla's motherDarrylMike DavisJerry DonovanJ.D.Dr. DouglasWill ForteDr. FranklynDr. GreenbergMrs. GuerreroMr. HoffnerJaredMr. KavanaughSean KellyDr. LamarMeredithDavid MorrisonPatient (My Bad)Patient (My Old Man)Patient (My Own Personal Jesus)Patient (My Way or the Highway)Mrs. PrattMrs. TannerJill TracyAaron SimonMr. SloaneBen SullivanJackie WheelerMr. WinstonMr. Yeager


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