Jared was a 14 year old patient at Sacred Heart Hospital.
Jared was at Sacred Heart for the flu, and his white blood cells were dangerously low. His parents arranged to have The Rock visit him, but he would rather see boobs on a cute girl. J.D. convinces Elliot to show him her boobs, and later Jared's white blood cell count raises. Elliot then believes she has magic breasts and uses them to heal another patient.
- Elliot's Boobs
- The Rock