- “Hell yeah! Gimmie a chance to use ol' Megan Fox!”— Frank Underhill
Lieutenant Frank Underhill is a security guard who works at Winston University.
Frank is always respectful and sucking up to Captain Melvis Duncook. The two ride around in their golfcart around Winston University's campus.
- Chewing gum
- His tranquilizer gun "Megan Fox"
- His taser gun is "El Conquistador"
- He once looked at Cole's "junk" in the bathroom.
- His tranquilizer gun "Megan Fox" fires elephant rounds diluted with diet soda.
Faculty: Dr. Perry Cox • Dr. Robert Kelso • Dr. Christopher Turk|
Students: Lucy Bennett • Cole Aaronson • Drew Suffin • Maya • Trang • Clint
Staff: Captain Melvis Duncook • Lieutenant Frank Underhill • Dr. Denise Mahoney
Founder: Reverend Randall Winston